Six Brilliant Ways To Break Up With Your Lover Before Valentine

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We’re only a few days away from Valentine’s day, there’s some of us who just don’t get the essence of it. Thinking of fleeing the tension and awkwardness of valentine’s day?? I’ve got your back. Here’s a list of the easiest ways to break up with your lover before the day and then probably try to make up after. Just make sure you know how to win them back before you proceed. 🙂

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1. Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!!

2.You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!

3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!

4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!

5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!

6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over.

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Thank me later…