We literally eat every food with our hands

Tell me you don’t your rice with your hand when there’s only you in the room.

We sing our lungs out

In the comfort of our homes, in the shower specifically, we are all the best singers in the world.

Eat directly from the plastic rubber bag

While almost every single one of us will look at a grown fellow eating their jollof directly from a torn end of the plastic rubber bag and cry out “what a moron”, we do it ourselves when there’s no one around to deem our behavior.

Talk to yourself

We talk to ourselves when there’s no one around to listen.

Use curse words every time something goes wrong

And you you the F word every fucking time no one is watching